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Derby Editor's Choice T-Shirts: Animal Warfare
Rats with rifles! Lhasa apsos with landmines! Geckos with Glocks! Birds brandishing Bouncing Betties!
NCAA Hoodies
If you wear it around your neighboorhood it's a neighborhoodie
Swisstek Giant 9 x 6 ft Pop-Up Sun Cabana
Ok it also doesn't have the drinks. Or the beach and/or poolside location. Or the rest of the resort you're mentally associating with having a cabana. But you can still sit in the shade and knock back a few rum or tequila-based cocktails assuming you know how to make those. And that ain't too bad in the scheme of things.
- Dimensions: 108" L x 78" W x 70" H
- Fiberglass poles: 9.5mm diameter
- Tent Material: 190T
- UV Rating: UPF 50+
- Water Repellent PU 800mm coat
- B3 Mesh
In the box:
(1) Swisstek STK-GSUN-BL Giant 9 x 6.5 ft All Purpose Pop-Up Sun Cabana with UPF 50+ UV Protection includes:
- Carrying Bag
- (4) Stakes
Woot! World Port Seafood Sampler (12)
Aquatic creatures NOT featured in this sampler:
* Kraken steaks
* Mermaid tails
* Giant squid cutlets
* A cow, but one that's been living underwater
* Aquaman
- Best By: Within 1 Year of Receipt (Frozen)
Yellowfin (Ahi) Tuna Steaks
Nutrition Information
Thaw in Refrigerator.
Medium Rare Ahi Tuna Steaks:
Big Boss Oil-less 16-Quart Air Fryer
*Upon further testing here at the Woot offices, the Big Boss Fryer doesn't make everything you cook "Fry-a-licious". Failures include the following:
- Pencils
- Pencil shavings
- Pencil Sharpener
Man, we really need a kitchen in this office...
Dimensions: 15.9 x 15.7 x 10.7 inches
Weight: 14.74 lbs.
In the Box:
(1) Big Boss Oil-less Air Fryer, 16-Quart, 1300 watt, Graphite
Stanley FatMax 50ft Garden Hoses
Before he was Fat Max Professional Fat Max maintained his amateur status so he could rip it up at competitive eating events up and down the eastern seaboard. Hot dogs? Pies? Buffalo wings? Fat Max ate it all and he ate it fast. But then he went pro and sure he got endorsement deals and his own custom shoe, but it used to be about the eating, not the money...
Specifications
AntiKink?:
True
Length:
50 ft
PSI:
500
Type:
Hose
Weight:
7 pounds
Color:
Yellow or Black
In the Box:
- (1) Stanley FatMax 50ft Garden Hose, Your Choice: Yellow, or Black
HP 17" Touch Intel Quad-Core Notebook
I wanna feel smarty!
Scroll me, roll me, control me...
Creature of technology!!!
Bolle Mojo Snow Goggles
Goggles for dogs are called "doggles" so I propose that goggles for humans (like these here) be known from now on as "hoggles." But shoot then what are we going to call goggles for hogs... Ok back to the drawing board everyone call your families and tell them you won't be home for dinner we have to start all over.
In the Box:
- (1) Bolle Mojo Snow Goggles
Apple 12" MacBooks - New Condition
I mean, it was originally called the McIntosh, right? So did they have a whole line ready to ship? "Alright Bob, you try out this whole 'McIntosh' thing, but you just wait to my 'Red Delicious' hits the shelves!" Poor guy :( I especially feel bad for the guy that got assigned the 'Granny Smith'. That weren't never gonna sell...
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core M3-6Y30 1.1GHz (Turbo up to 2.2GHz)
Russel Performance Boxer Briefs 6-Pack
Whenever I hear "boxer briefs" I always think of a boxer in a courtroom presenting his legal briefs. And in this brief daydream, the boxer is wearing his boxing trunks, boxing gloves, and a sharp blazer. But the blazer has the sleeves ripped off. Because he's a boxing lawyer, but he's still tough.
Size
Small
Medium
Large
X-Large
2x-Large
Waist
28-30
32-34
36-38
40-42
44-46
In the Box:
- (1) Russel Athletic Men's Performance Boxer Briefs 6-Pack
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