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Bell+Howell Light Bar (2-Pack)

What if there was a "light bar" that was like a regular bar, but instead of drinks, you could order special kinds of lights that would give you a suntan and... hang on... that's a tanning salon. I'm describing a tanning salon. 

Specifications

Weight:
1 pound

Dimensions:
17.2"L x 6"W x 2"D

Color:
White

Wattage:
40 watts

Type of Bulb:
LED

Battery Cell Type:
Sealed Lead Acid

In the Box:

  • (2) Bell+Howell Rechargeable 60 Light LED Light Bars
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Neat Vegan Meat Replacement Mixes (8)

Don't get these vegan replacement meals confused with vegan replacement replacement meals. Those are just steaks. If you're trying to get vegan replacement meals you probably don't want steaks. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
  • Best By: At least 1 year from receipt.

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Pur Tech 4-Pack 10-Foot Lightning Cable - Your Choice

Has anything so boring ever had such a rad name?  Here are some others that never left the product floor:

  • THUNDER CIRCLES! (laptop speakers)
  • LET THERE BE LIGHT! (power button)
  • GOD HEAD! (SSD drive)

Length: 10 ft (3 m) or 6 ft (2 m)

In the Box: 4-pack Purtech Lightning Cables

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Winsome Mali Kitchen Cart

Just strap a GoPro on this baby and wheel it anywhere you want! "Today we're going to make Tacos Al Pastor and we're so excited to have Jeremy with us today to help! Are you excited, Jeremy?" "...this is why no one invites you to dinner parties anymore..."

Specifications

  • Drawer inside dim 24.80"W x 13.31"D x 2"H.
  • 3-Open shelf surface size 12.83"W x 15.75"D.
  • Cabinet opening 13.39"W x 14.72"D x 22.44"H with one shelf is removable and one fixed position.
  • Overall cart 36"W x 18.5"D x 34.6"H.

In the Box:

(1) Winsome Mali Kitchen Cart

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Nutri Ninja Blender Duo with Auto-iQ

(Soft flute plays) Welcome my child.  You have come to Woot seeking POWER. Today you can unleash the mystical power of your very own personal NINJA! Blast through evil fruits and vegetables with the Ninja's spinning blades of death. Stare into the whirling depths of its vortex as it pulls ingredients to their eminent demise. Beat your beets! Kill your kale! Menace your margaritas! (Disappears into a puff of smoke leaving nothing behind but the fresh scent of pine.)

Dimensions: 17.5" (H), 7" (L), 10" (w)

Weight: 10.1 lbs.

In the Box:

(1) Nutri Ninja Blender Duo with Auto-iQ, BL642

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FEAR

The best Watership Down tee shirt you can find...

PSYCH! You got all nerd ragey for a split second didn't you? :)

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ZeroWater 23 Cup Water Dispenser

Dimensions: 15 x 5.9 x 11 inches

Weight: 4 lbs.

In the Box:

(1) ZeroWater 23 Cup Water Dispenser 

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LG 65" OLED 4K 120 HZ TV

"Bwahaha{cough}," Yuri says. "You am not know about Oled? He very nice, is not Oled nice, boys? {laughter from the boys} You will see, all see how... thorough Oled is with new friends." {sound of a military-grade half-track rolling up to the bunker where you are held} "Aaaahh, now here am Oled." The sound of heavy, hob-nailed boots approaches down the long corridor. The only other sound is your terrified breathing and the soft drip, drip of some forgotten pipe.

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