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Skechers Men's and Women's Go Walk Shoes

There was enough room for Jack on that floating door Rose could have scooted over I think we all know this. 

Sorbus Hammock with Stand

Types of naps, ranked: 

1. Hammock nap 
2. Watching golf on tv nap 
3. In a big sunbeam like a cat nap 
4. Lunch break car nap 
5. On the bus/train wake up just before your stop nap 

Specifications

Frame Dimensions:
147" x 47" x 47"

Hammock Bed Dimensions:
75" x 55"

Frame Fits Hammocks:
9.8 ft to 12 ft

Weight Capacity:
450 pounds

Shipping Weight:
45.5 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) Steel Frame
  • (1) Hammock with detachable pillow
  • (1) Hardware and Instructions

W&P Design Cocktail Carafe & Bar Spoon

If you make your drinks in this fancy beaker looking carafe it's basically a science experiment. So when someone gets all up in your face about how many drinks you've had you can look them dead in the eye and say "SCIENCE!" 

  • Dishwasher Safe

Lenovo N23 YOGA 32GB Convertible Laptop

SUPER professional. It wears business attire 24/7. It drinks coffee for breakfast lunch and dinner. It nods along in meetings and says "Let's have a follow-up on this issue in two weeks." It keeps its desk clean and tidy. It returns phone calls promptly. It has a nice firm handshake. This laptop is a professional laptop.

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Celeron N3060 1.60GHz (Burst up to 2.48GHz)

Ten Toes 10' Weekender SUP Bundle

Or if you're a three-toed sloth hang six. Or hang eighteen if you're an alligator (that's five toes on each front foot and four each on the back). However many toes you have just hang them.

Battlefield 1 Collector's Set (No Game)

Q: Why is it called 'Battlefield 1' when it's the 15th Battlefield game?

A: Next question.

Q: Ok. Why did they go from Battlefield 4 to Battlefield 1?

A: This Q&A is over, now finish eating your mac 'n' cheese before bedtime.

**Note: Game is NOT included**

In the Box:

  • 14" statue
  • Exclusive steelbook
  • Cloth poster
  • Deck of playing cards
  • Messenger pigeon tube containing exclusive DLC
  • Patch
  • Premium Packaging

Coyote vs. Bird

Nothing incited murderous rage in 6-year-olds more than that blasted bird getting away time after time after time.  We dreamed of the coyote feasting on roast fowl as we watched the bird with the snickering tongue mock his every move.  DIE, BIRD, DIE!

Motorola T631 Talkabout Radio, 2-Pack

I mean, let's be honest, those things never worked.

Ring Video Doorbell 2

Another free movie idea from Woot for those fat cats in Hollyweird: Like The Ring, but instead of a cursed videotape it's a cursed smart doorbell and once you ring it you have seven days to get someone to come ring YOUR smart doorbell or you'll die a grisly death. Now we sit back and wait for the Oscars to roll in. 

Model
Video Doorbell
Video Doorbell 2
Video Doorbell Pro
Video Doorbell Elite

Video Resolution
720p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD

Power Source
Battery or Hardwired
Battery or Hardwired
Hardwired
Hardwired with Power over Ethernet

Field of View
180? horizontal, 160? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90?

Dyson V6 Slim Cordless Stick Vacuum

The Dyson V6 Slim has a detachable long-reach wand which, and not a lot of consumers know this, can be used in magical spells.  Standard issue spells include:

  • Expelliardust - Banish dust bunnies.
  • Leviosofa - Raise heavy furntiure to vacuum under
  • Avarda Kedarvaccuum - Suck up everything in your home (we don't advise using this one...)

Specifications

Product Dimensions:
9.8" x 46.5" x 8.2"

Product Weight:
4.5 lbs

Suction Power Max:
28/100

Amps:
2.16 volts

Cleaning path (in):
8.3

Hose and wand length (ft):
2.4

Run time boost - max (mins):
6-20

In the Box:

  • (1) Dyson V6 Slim
  • (1) Docking station
  • (1) Combination tool