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AAXA Technologies P300 Neo Pico Projector

Yes, this fine projector burns with the power of 3,000 lumens, which you real science-y types will know is the unit of light measurement that speaks to how big a lupin flower looks when projected on a stucco wall, originally and incorrectly named by Sidney Plotz of 2285 West 45th Ave., Apt.

thinkThin Protein Probiotic Whey 28-84oz

You always hear about PROtein shakes, but what about CONtein shakes? When will the downers, naysayers, and contrarians have OUR own drink? Aside from Crystal Pepsi I mean. 

Nutrition Facts

Ingredients: Protein Blend (Whey Protein Concentrate, Whey Protein Isolate), Chicory Root Fiber, Alkalized Cocoa Powder, Natural Flavor, Sunflower Lecithin, Xanthan Gum, Sea Salt, Organic Stevia Extract, Monk Fruit Extract, Greek Yogurt Powder (Cultured Skim Milk), Bacillus Coagulans (Probiotic), Vitamin A Palmitate. CONTAINS: MILK.

Expiration Date: 1/17/2019

In the box:

  • thinkThin 1075062 Protein & Probiotic Whey Shakes

Please note: Product is packaged as 14oz

Coleman 8-Person Instant Tent

Here's a camping trip: When you go camping at a campsite and the campsite provides a "Bear Box" to keep your foodstuffs safe use the dang Bear Box because you think you know which way your sleeping bag is facing and where the exit to the tent is, but once that bear starts knocking on the tent you'll forget that real quick and wind up trying to run face-first through the side of the tent. Enjoy the great outdoors. 

Dimensions:

  • 14 x 10 ft.
  •  6 ft. 7 in. center height

In the Box:

  • (1) Coleman 8-Person Instant Tent
  • Carry bag with a rip strip

Zupa Noma Ultimate Whole30 Sampler (13)

I mean don't actually throw away your spoons. You probably need them for other stuff like cereal, ice cream, and playing spoons in an old-timey jug band. You don't want the band to have to find a new spoons player, not with jug band regionals just three weeks away. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

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Xerox WorkCentre 5325 Multifunction Printer/Copier

Oo, Workcentre. That's spelled so fancy. Maybe I'll use it to print tickets to the theatre. I bet the colours are really vibrant. You know, we here at Woot labour to add the flavour of humour.  In our defence we endeavour, even when in our pyjamas, to make you smyle... OK, "smyle" ain't a fancy spelling but we rant out of British-y spellings.

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Olympia Tools 56-Piece Tool Bag Set

Toolboxes are old news, fam. The cool lit hip crowd puts their tools in a tool bag. Don't sketch your vibe by toting around your drills and hammers and such in an old-timey box when you could be cheesing your flex in a dope bag like the other cool teenz [editor's note: this writer is pushing 40 and thinks this is what young hip people sound like. We're very sorry]. 

In the Box:

It's Just a Phase

I once went through a phase of trying to get the autographs of all S Club 7 cast members, I mean musicians, but the restraining orders just kept racking up.  Anyway, buy this tee shirt; I did and it's a hell of a lot more popular in my house than my offer to build my wife a monthly "moon phase" tent in the backyard. I was just trying to help!

Walnut Grove Board Handmade Cutting Board - 7 Styles

Show off your affinity for your fav pop culture title by brandishing it upon your cutting board! Because you can only shoe-horn in so many GoT references into one (1) wine and cheese party. Take a break from droning on about how great GoT is without listening at all to your friends who are telling you over and over that they're aren't interested and drop this dragon board on your coffee table. After hearing for two (2) goddamned hours about how no other TV show matters, they will be tickled red to reveal the dragon and pun under the room-temperature brie...

In the Box:

  • (1) Walnut Grove Board Handmade Cutting Board ~ Select Style

HP Pavilion Wave Quad-Core Speaker Desktop

We respect that while other computer companies are straight to the hardcore, using words like QUAD-CORE and OMEN and ALIENWARE, HP is more refined with their "Pavilion" models, as the dictionary defines it as, "a usually highly decorated projecting subdivision of a building." It's the perfect computer to sip tea with by the window looking out upon the summer garden while you FRAG N00BS AND TEACH 'EM HOW TO CRY!

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel i5-6400T (2.2GHz)

Processor Core:
Quad-Core

Memory:
8GB DDR4 (PC4-17000 MB/s)

Max Memory:
16GB

Memory Slots:
2

Graphics:
AMD Radeon R9 M470 (2GB dedicated)

Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (7200rpm)

Optical Drive:
None

Card Reader:
3-in-1 Memory card reader

Sound:
Bang & Olufsen

Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet

Wireless:
Dual-band 802.11ac and Bluetooth 4.2

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Smokin' Aces Coffee Whole Bean Coffee (4)

Of all the beans you could roast, grind, and combine with hot water to make a drink coffee beans are probably the best option. I've never roasted a lima bean and then tried to make a drink out of, but it sounds gross and I'm not going to try it, but if you want to give it a shot feel free. 

  • Coffee orders are roasted the day before the order is shipped.
  • Whole Bean Coffee