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Huawei 4GB Watch 2 Sport Smartwatch
Smartwatch isn't just an expensive thing to strap to your wrist. It's also a verb. To Smartwatch is to peer with alacrity, to view the world in a shrewd and time effective manner. Watching West Wing in two windows while still at work? That's Smartwatching. And it's a lot more fun than Smurfwatching. Those mangy little smurfy smurfs creep me the smurf out.
Acer 28" LED 4K UltraHD Monitor
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, what's that on your screen? Your screen is just A PICTURE OF A THOUSAND WORDS! So NOW how much is that worth? The computer monitor combines pictures and words into one valuable commodity to be traded together! And you've got a chance to get in on the ground floor!
Klymit Static V Sleeping Pad
Remember the good old days when people would camp out for concert tickets? Just you and some buddies stretched out on a filthy sidewalk in front of the local ticket seller waiting for whatever big show was coming through to go on sale so you could pounce on those front row seats. The internet ruins everything (except THIS website. This website is good).
Specifications
Model:
Lightweight Static V
Weight:
18.1 oz.
Inflated Dimensions:
72" x 23" x 2.5"
Pack Size:
3" x 8"
R-Value (Insulation):
1.3
Inflation:
10-15 breaths
Fabric:
75D Polyester
In the box:
- (1) Klymit Static V Sleeping Pad
ECOVACS DEEBOT N78 Robot Vacuum Cleaner
You know, Dr. Theopolis? From the Buck Rogers TV show? In the 80s? Oh man, my references are getting too old! I feel myself slipping past "nostalgia" in into "obscure references"! Help me! Someone send 20cc's of pop culture, stat! ...WTH is a "Cardi B" and why does it keep making noises like that?
Powerstroke 2,200 PSI Gas Pressure Washer
* Peer pressure
* Tectonic plate pressure
* Atmospheric pressure
* Air pressure
Specifications
Rated Max Pressure:
2200 PSI
Rated Max Flow:
2.0 GPM
Engine:
150cc OHV Engine
Weight:
53 pounds
Dimensions:
19.2 x 17.2 x 34.8 in
In the Box:
- (1) Powerstroke 2200 PSI Pressure Washer
- (1) Trigger Handle and Wand
- (3) Quick Connect Nozzles
- (1) 25' High Pressure Hose
- (1) Engine Oil
AO Coolers 12-Can Canvas Soft Coolers
Icing my drinks with his fingers
Frosting my beers with his words
Cooling me softly with his song
Cooling me softly with his song
Chilling my whole life with his words
Cooling me softly with his song
Dimensions:
- 14" length x 7" width x 12" height
- Logo Area: 5"x8"
Capacity:
- 12 cans plus 5 pounds of ice
In the box:
- (1) AO Coolers 12-Can Canvas Soft Cooler with High-Density Insulation
IQ Massager TENS Stimulators - Your Choice
Electricity. We don't understand it fully. And yet, we can stuff it into a little device and use it to stimulate our muscles. Amazing, isn't it? Maybe one day we'll figure out how this stuff works. We're looking at you, science. Stop playing video games and GET ON IT.
CyberPower Battery Backup UPS Systems
"Back, back, back it up! Back, back, back it up!" And by that we mean "Protect your computer from power outages and surges with this battery back up of this device". Also when we told you that we wanted you to "shake it off" we were referring to any doubts you had about your need for a battery backup system.
Voltage:
Nominal 120V
Frequency:
60Hz ? 3Hz
Plug Type:
NEMA 5-15P
Plug Style:
Right Angle
Cord Length:
6'
VA:
1000
Watts:
600
Automatic Voltage Regulation:
Yes - Single Boost (10%)
On Battery Voltage:
120Vac ? 5%
On Battery Frequency:
60Hz ?
Ray-Ban Sunglasses
You can't not look cool in Ray-Bans. Go ahead and try. Oh wow, you did it... this is embarrassing for both of us.
Compartmentalizing
Swallow all of them down real far, so far down into tiny little boxes that they reach critical mass and begin to heat up and burn as a pinpoint of fiery, white-hot light that you use to power your budding art career... Either that or drink some more beer.
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