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Ring Video Doorbell 2

Mark my words the next big thing in moviemaking will be a major motion picture shot with a camera-equipped doorbell. It will be a very boring movie about package delivery that takes place entirely on a front porch. The story will be hard to follow and the performances will be middling. It will win SEVERAL major awards. Hollyweird, am I right? 

Model
Video Doorbell
Video Doorbell 2
Video Doorbell Pro
Video Doorbell Elite

Video Resolution
720p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD
1080p HD

Power Source
Battery or Hardwired
Battery or Hardwired
Hardwired
Hardwired with Power over Ethernet

Field of View
180? horizontal, 160? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90? vertical
160? horizontal, 90?

UGG Men's and Women's Footwear

Since kangaroos use their tails for balance if a kangaroo DID wear shoes would they wear one on their tail too? I'm picturing it now and I can't stop giggling. 

Sphero R2-D2 App-Enabled Droid

It would be impossible to pack Mr. Baker's performance into a vessle as small as this.  In recompense, we have 48 Peter Mayhews ready to go in the warehouse...

  • iOS & Android & compatible
  • Durable plastic shell
  • LED Lights
  • Bluetooth connection (100 foot range)
  • USB charging (over 1 hour of play on a full charge)
  • Integrated Speaker
  • 3D Accelerometer
  • Free App: Star Wars App-Enabled Droids by Sphero app available through iTunes or Google Play
  • Height: 17 cm / Width: 10.8 cm / Weight ~370 g

User Manual

In the Box (Factory Reconditioned in Retail box):

Fantasy Football

Wanna hear mine? No? Too bad, who's got control of this keyboeard here?

My fantasy involves 32 kilos of commercial-grade caulk, Clifford the Big Red Dog, 32 kilos of commercial-grade mayo, a Sylvia Plath android, a hot tub, and a copy of Gray's Anatomy colored in with crayon.

Polk Striker ProZX Wired Gaming Headset - Xbox One

Sounds like a swashbuckling robot, doesn't it? The kind that would swing in on a CAT5 cable and rescue a damsel printer from certain death under the machinations of the evil Dr. Router Zero.

Dimensions - Overall Diameter
40 mm

Dimensions - Product Weight (each)
0.7 pounds

Electrical - Actual Impedance
32 Ohms

Electrical - Max Sensitivity
98 dB @ 126mV

Electrical - Total Frequency Response
(-3 dB) 20 Hz - 20 kHz

Headphone Specs - Input Connections
3.5 mm

Headphone Specs - Type
Over-ear

Headphone Specs Transducer - Type
Dynamic Balance PET driver

In the Box:

  • Headset
  • Detachable in-line remote control and cable
  • Xbox One headset adapter and cable
  • PC connector cable

 

 

HP ProBook 11-G2 Touchscreen Business Notebook

This laptop is a professional. It wears business attire 24/7. It drinks coffee for breakfast lunch and dinner. It nods along in meetings and says "Let's have a follow-up on this issue in two weeks." It keeps its desk clean and tidy. It returns phone calls promptly. It has a nice firm handshake. This laptop is a professional laptop.

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel i3-6100U 2.30GHz
3 MB SmartCache

Processor Core:
Dual-Core

Screen Size:
11.6"

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1366 x 768

Display Type:
Touchscreen - HD LED flat (3.6mm) SVA, 220 nits, anti-glare

Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 520

Memory:
8GB DDR4-2133

Brooklyn Brew Shop Afternoon Wheat Beer Kit

And therefore wheat beer is part of a balanced breakfast. At least that's what I keep trying to tell my bosses, but so far they haven't bought in due to their objections to my habit of "attending meetings via video chat from the bathtub" or something. This place is SUPER uptight. 

Brewing Instructions

Recommended Equipment:

  • 6 quart Stock Pot (a second pot is handy)
  • Fine Mesh Strainer
  • Funnel (helpful)

Two Weeks After Brewday:

  • 10 Non-Twistoff Bottles (recycled bottled are great)
  • Bottle Capper & Caps
  • Or Self-Sealing Swingtop Bottles

Additional Ingredients Needed:

Winix Signature HEPA Air Purifiers

Is that an official acronym?  I mean, was it approved by some sort of acronym-approving body, like, I dunno, the Acronym Safety Sensing House Of Liability & Entity... Oh no, disregard that one...

Winix 114100 U300 Air Purifier:
 

Weight

13.4 lbs

Dimensions
10.4 x 16.2 x 21.6 in

Model

U300

AHAM Verified Room Size

300 sq. ft.

CFM (Low / Med / High / Turbo)

48 / 85 / 131 / 173

CADR (Dust / Pollen / Smoke)

197 / 214 / 197

Warranty

5 Year

Stages

5 Stages

Smart Sensors

VOC Sensor

Remote Control

Yes

Decibels

26.0 dB

Wattage

60 W

 

Winix 114200 U450 Air Purifier:
 

Weight

Bye Bye Clog Super Plunger

Things that will clog a toilet based on personal and very gross researach: 

* An entire pie (blueberry) 
* A bucket of fried chicken 
* The hopes and dreams you once held dear in your more innocent youth (metaphorically speaking) 
* A complete run of Uncanny X-Men comics 
* Clogs 

In the box:

  • (1) Bye Bye Clog Base (Blue)
  • (2) Changeable Toilet Plunger Heads
  • (2) Sink Rubbers
  • (1) High Pressure Pump (Orange)
  • (3) Inflating Needles
  • (1) User Manual

Patternal Tiger

Look at this noble big guy. The symmetrical almost kaleidoscope effect of this tee is great. We wonder if that's how prey feels right before the pounce... Like, is a monkey thinking, "OH NO! A TIG-man those eyes are pretty-ULP!" {crunch}