Feed items

I bet if you asked the salmon they'd be all "no we are in fact NOT ready we have several things on our to-do list including swimming upstream and taunting the bears by jumping juuuuuuuuuuuuust out of reach as they swat their big dumb paws at us." But it's not up to them which is why they're tightly sealed in 3.5oz pouches and you're not. 

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• Best By: 04/17/2022

Recipe: Ready-to-Eat Wild Salmon with Garlic, Red Pepper & Pasta
Serves 2

Ingredients:

This is the Parrot drone 2.0. The 1.0 version was an actual parrot with propellers attached. It was loud, messy, inhumane, and ultimately fatal to the parrot (the parrot CEASED TO BE). But don't worry, the 2.0 version is made of 100% non-actual bird parts. We checked. 

General
 

Wireless Range
Up to 165' (50.3 m)

Battery Type
3-element lithium polymer rechargeable battery

Battery Capacity
1000 mAh

Battery Life
Up to 12 minutes

Dimensions (L x W)
With Outdoor Hull: 17.76 x 17.76" (451 x 451 mm)

 
With Indoor Hull: 20.35 x 20.35" (517 x 517 mm)

Weight
With Outdoor Hull: 13.4 oz (380 g) 

 
With Indoor Hull: 14.82 oz (420 g)

Camera
 

Lens
92?

Because if you don't have a big impressive monitor setup how will people know you're an elite hacker who just cracked the firewall to access the mainframe's database with a backdoor worm virus? 

Display

Screen Size:
31.5"

Curvature:
1800R

Resolution:
1920 x 1080

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Brightness:
200cd/m2

Static Contrast Ratio:
3000:1

Dynamic Contrast Ratio:
Mega ?

Assuming the "it" is a place to sit down in the form of this lightweight collapsible stool. If the "it" you're trying to take with you is a Sherman Tank you probably can't take that with you. But then again, roll into the afterlife in a tank and who's going to tell you what you can and can't do...  

Dimensions (Closed)
3" x 3" x 24"

Dimensions (Open)
12" x 14"x 20"

Seat height
17.5"

Weight
1.9000 lbs

Capacity
275lbs

In the Box:

• (1) Travel Chair Slacker Stool 2-Pack