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4-Pack Rayon From Bamboo Foam Pillow

How many times in your life have you gone to sleep with no pillows. Here, we can probably make the list for you.

1) When drunk

2) When camping

3) After a hard day and you probably woke up halfway through the night and said "Oh, I need a pillow" so this one only counts for half-credit

Specifications

  • Queen Size 19" X 29"
  • King Size 19" X 36"

In the Box:

4-Pack Clara Clark Rayon from Bamboo Shredded Memory Foam Pillow - Includes:

  • 4-Pack 100% Shredded Memory Foam Pillow
  • 4-Pack 40% Rayon from Bamboo/60% Microfiber Bamboo patterned zippered removable cover

Salute Sante Grapeseed Oil 5-Liter

We need more seed oils. Why aren't we squeezing watermelon seeds, zucchini seeds, or cucumbers to produce what I assume would be deliciously flavored oils? I mean they'd have to be right because how much oil can you get from a single seed so if we're going through THAT much effort I'm sure it'll be delicious. 

  • Ingredients: 100% pure grapeseed oil
  • The country of origin:  Italy.
  • Package Size: 5 liter
  • Best if Used By: September 2019

Rated M for MUSIC

Woot is rated MA-WSRC-TV14 (Mature - Weird Stuff and Random Comedy for 14-year-old mentalities)

Klipsch R-14M Bookshelf Speakers and Amplifier Bundle

As the product title implies, you can stick these powerful speakers on your bookshelf in amongst your impressive (but unread) book collection.  Then what you do, see, is just play the book-on-tape versions of all them learny books so's you can be all, "Did you get that French translation of Gilgamesh?" And then they're all, "No, wait, did you?!" And then you just gesture at the general vicinity of both the books and the speakers. They won't know the truth!

[2018/9/2 Editor Note]: "book-on-tape"? Really? Are you 90? Change to "audiobook"

[2018/9/2 Editor Note]: ...and make sure you delete these notes before publishing or you're fired

R-14M Speakers:

Furhaven Cat Tree (Your Choice)

...so it can completely ignore it and play with the box :)

Assembled Dimensions: 15.75" x 15.75" x 46.5"
Max Holding Weight: 40 lb
Post Diameter: 2.9"
Base Dimensions:  15.75" x 15.75" x .78"
Perch Dimensions:  

  • Cat Clubhouse: 15.35" x 15.35" x 9.8"
  • Center Platform: 13.8" x 13.8" x .78"
  • Top Platform: 11.8" x 11.8" x .78"

In the Box:

  • FurHaven Tiger Tough Cat Tree Clubhouse Playground 46"

Rev-A-Shelf Pull Out Waste Container

Yes, hide, hide your shame, I mean garbage. Your neighbors would judge you if they saw your sinful eggshells, your salacious coffee grounds, your unclean orange rinds.  Be clean! Be pure! Hideth your garbageth!

In the Box:

(1) Rev-A-Shelf  Double 35-Quart Pull-Out Waste Container 

or 

(1) Rev-A-Shelf Single 35-Quart Pull-Out Waste Container 

 

 

Wise Company 01-771 160 Serving Bucket

Fried chicken has had the market cornered on bucket-based food for too long. Think of all the OTHER foods you could be eating out of a bucket. A bucket of nachos? Yes, please. Bucket of ice cream? Bring it on. Bucket of pie? I'm there. Bucket of salad... Actually, maybe this is a flawed concept. 

How many people will this feed and for how long?

  • (1) Person: 28 Day supply
  • (2) People: 2 Week supply
  • (4) People: 1 Week supply

Information above is based off of (3) servings per day with 76 additional fruit/vegetable, drink and dessert servings included.

Product Dimensions:

  • 16.25" x 12.5" x 10.5"

In the Box:

  • (1) Wise Company 01-771 160 Serving Essential Preparedness Solution

Force1 Quadcopter Drone with HD 1080p Camera and GPS

Drone baby, drone baby, 1-2
Drone baby, drone baby, 1
All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
And a poom-poom, JUST FLY YOUR DRONE!

In the Box:

  • MJX Bugs 2 GPS Drone (Specter Series)
  • 2.4Ghz Remote Controller
  • 7.4V 1800mAh Li-PO Battery (2)
  • UL-Certified Balance Charger
  • User Manual
  • Extra Propellers (4)
  • Screwdriver
  • Propeller Changing Tool

Lenovo ThinkCentre M73z 20" Intel i5 500GB Desktop

Looking for a bettre computre? Entre the ThinkCentre. It's biggre, boldre, strongre, sleekre, and sexire than any othre computre on the market! And yes, the spelling of its name does provide some foddre for jokes, but that shouldn't detre you from making the purchase!

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-4570s (2.9GHz)

Processor Core:
Quad-Core

Screen Size:
20"

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1600 x 900

Display Type:
HD+ Widescreen LED-backlit

Graphics:
Integrated 2013 Intel HD

Memory:
6GB DDR3-1600MHz, up to 16GB

St Lucifer Spice Bloody Mary Bundle (3)

Is the plural of bloody mary bloody marys or bloodys mary? I propose we make "bloodys mary" a thing. Go forth to bars and brunches everywhere and spread the good word. Amen.  

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

Saint Lucifer Habanero Table Spice #11

  • Best By: 08/2020

Saint Lucifer Jalapeno Table Spice #13

  • Best By: 08/2020

Bloody Perfect Bloody Mary Mix

  • Best By: 08/2020