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If you are a centaur, you're gonna need four of these.  Not that we are anti-centaurists or anything, we here at Woot! celebrate all that the half-equine community has done for us over the centuries such as posing for hunting paintings, modeling different styles of jeans for the internet, getting those cookies off the top shelf, and saving Harry Potter...

Metrics Tracked:

Weight
Four weight sensors
Patent-pending body position detector
Highly accurate weighing

Body Composition
Bioelectrical Impedance Analysis
Athlete and non-athlete mode
Unit: body fat %, total body water %, muscle mass kg or lb, bone mass kg or lb

Heart rate
Patented heart rate measurement technology 
Unit: bpm (beats per minute)

Automatic user recognition
Up to 8 different users

In the box:

So go ahead and skip the crackers if you want, but then you're going to be the person eating dip with a spoon and you CAN do that if you want to, but you're going to get some judge-y looks. 

• See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

Rustic Bakery Olive Oil & Sel Gris Flatbread

• Package Size: 6oz

Rustic Bakery Rosemary & Olive Oil Flatbread

• Package Size: 6oz

Rustic Bakery Olive Oil & Sel Gris Flatbread Bites

• Package Size: 4oz

Rustic Bakery Rosemary & Olive Oil Flatbread Bites

• Package Size: 4oz

It's hard to make a perfect metaphor for a computer monitor, but it's one of the few ways that you can actually look at the data that's inside your computer. Even if you speak machine language, you still gotta be able to read it visually! So either memorize all the inaudible grinding noises your hard drive makes and do it by ear, or get a monitor.

Specifications:

Type:
LED-backlit IPS, Glossy

Viewable Size:
31.5"

Brightness:
300 cd/m?

Contrast Ratio:
DC 4M:1; Static 1200:1

Viewing Angle:
178? (typical) vertical/ 178?(typical) horizontal

Pixel Dot Pitch:
0.364 mm

Response Time:
8ms (white to black, black to white)

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Colors Supported:
16.7 million

Resolution:
1920 x 1080

Inputs/Outputs:
1 x HDMI

A Kindle with extra storage so you have plenty of room for all of your speed lines, word balloons, destroyed futuristic cities, LOUD ALL CAPS EXCLAMATIONS OF SURPRISE, motorcycles, Sailors Moon, fight scenes, emotional introspection, and sincere moments of self-discovery. 

Specifications:

Model:
Kindle Paperwhite Manga Model - Muscat (2016)

Display:
Amazon's 6" Paperwhite display technology with E Ink Carta and built-in light, 300 ppi, optimized font technology, 16-level gray scale

System Requirements:
None; fully wireless and doesn't require a computer to download content

On-device Storage:
Holds thousands of books, comics, & manga; 32GB Internal Storage

Battery Life:
A single charge lasts up to six weeks, based on a half hour of reading per day with wireless off and the light setting at 10.