Where does that saying even come from? How hard is it to cut mustard? I could cut mustard with a spoon and it wouldn't even be hard. How did this become the bar by which we measure whether or not things are up to snuff? Sounds to me like Big Mustard has been pulling strings to help out their reputation.
Golden Dijon
Classic Mustard
Deli Mustard
Send your fuzzy buddy out on the open ocean with confidence! ...wait, that's irresponsible. Only water ski rodents in private, wave-free pools... and don't use real squirrels, just stuffed animals... This got a lot less fun.
The worst part about yoga class is having to be awake, go to class, try really hard, and sweat a lot. The best part about yoga class is the end when you lay really still and the teacher turns out the lights. Now, imagine how good that last part of class would be if you had a nice pillow. Now imagine that you're not in the yoga studio, but home in your own bed. Ladies and gentlemen, we can make that dream come true!
In the Box:
They should make a Nesting Nest that's like Russian nesting dolls so it's like a thermostat and then you open it up and there's a smaller thermostat inside and then you open THAT thermostat and there's an even smaller thermostat inside and on and on and on until you have a teeny tiny itsy bitsy thermostat and you can finally change the temperature.
In the box:
Sure you know how to get your gun somewhere when you only have one gun, but what do you do if you have TWO guns you have to take somewhere? Carry one gun in each hand? Ridiculous, how would you open doors or operate vending machines? Get a gun bag for carrying your guns. Problem solved.
Empty Case Weights
36":
69.1 Ounces
42":
78.8 Ounces
46":
83.2 Ounces
55":
91.0 Ounces
In the Box:
Today we have more TV than we've ever had EVER. There are stations showing serious new TV for adults. There are stations showing funny new TV for young people. There are stations showing old reruns from the past. There are stations you can make out of a streaming Internet playlist. There's stuff to buy, and rent, and discover, and everything. THE FILTERS ARE GONE. ALL IS TV.
Specifications:
Type:
UHD 4K TV - 8 Series
Screen Type:
Flat Panel
Slim Type:
Semi-Edge Slim
Stand Type:
Branch Shape
CEA 4K UHD Certified:
Yes
Screen Size:
64.5" Measured Diagonally
Motion Rate:
240
Color:
4K Color Drive Extreme
HDR (High-Dynamic range):
4KHDR Extreme
Blacks:
Triple Black
Picture Engine:
UHD Remastering Engine
If you want a computer with no history or style, you can find one easily. But when you're buying Apple, you're not just buying a computer. You're buying the designer jeans of computers. You're buying the high-end sports car of computers. Except not literally. You're not literally buying all those things.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel i5-5250U 1.6GHz (Turbo up to 2.7GHz)
Wookies have a notoriously raunchy sense of humor. They actually speak perfect English, but the editors had to garble it to what you hear now in the movies because of all the F-bombs...
I don't know who designed every house or apartment I've ever lived in, but it's obvious to me they're part of a vast conspiracy to drive me insane because the outlets are never near where I want to plug stuff in so I wind up making multiple trips to the hardware store to buy yet ANOTHER extension cord. But now I'm free because I buy extension cords in bulk. Better luck next time, Electrical Outlet Illuminati!
Specifications
Length:
8 feet
Weight:
11.5 ounces
Color:
White
Material:
Plastic
Model Number:
45505
In the Box:
And the man says "That's not a Lenovo T450S Intel Laptop, that's my wife!" If this joke didn't make sense to you, then clearly you are in need of a Lenovo T450S Intel Laptop. All jokes make sense with a Lenovo T450S Intel Laptop. That's the Lenovo guarantee! Well, it's not. But it should be.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel i7-5600U 2.60GHz (Up to 3.20GHz)
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