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You shouldn't just remind people to F off. There are times when you have to F off. Like when your dog won't stop pooping at a dinner party. Or when Uncle John corners you with his conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving. Or when you trip over someone's dialysis machine and it starts a horrible game of dominos, knocking each kidney-saving machine over in a cacophony of terminal embarrassment.

When we think of the Rebel XS, we think of the awesome Andre Agassi and his flowing locks. And then without the flowing locks. Or maybe Rod Stewart in the "Infatuation" video. [EDITOR NOTE: One more 80's reference and you're reporting to pop-culture re-education.] [WOOT WRITER: Hey, Who's the Boss here? [EDITOR NOTE: I am.

Freak out your kids by playing mean-spirited games inspired by the Saw movies. "Ricky, I see you want a cookie... but just how badly to you want it?" {gears start grinding}

Side note: Does that pic of the system look like a DVR with googly eyes and a shoulder-mounted rocket launcher?  ...Man, I need to get some more sleep.

Key Specs:

• 8-Channel Input
• Remote Monitoring: Android, iOS, PC, Mac OSX
• Camera Resolution: 2.0 MP (1920 x 1080)
• Night Vision Range: Up to 90' in complete darkness
• Indoor or Outdoor Use: Both
• HDMI And VGA Output
• USB Flash Drive Backup And Transfer
• Motion And Video Loss Detection

1080p Waterproof IR Bullet Camera

Camera

We'd like "rollin' on spinnas" to be a cool pop culture euphemism for strutting with your Delsey Helium Hardside Spinner Luggage, but we can't seem to get any traction with the Youths...