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Wise Company 5-Day Survival Backpack
On the sixth day you'll have to eat the backpack.
In the box:
(1) Wise Company 5-Day Survival Backpack includes:
- (1) Backpack
- (5) Water Pouches
- (1) 42-Piece Bandage Kit
- (1) Squeeze Flashlight
- (1) 5-in-1 Survival Whistle
- (1) Box of Water Proof Matches
- (1) Mylar Blanket
- (1) Emergency Poncho
- (1) Deck of Playing Cards
- (1) N95 Dust Mask Portable Stove with Fuel Tablets
- (1) Stainless Steel Cup
- (1) Pack of Pocket Tissues
- (1) Pack of Wet Naps
- (1) Waste Bag
- (32) Servings of Wise Food:
- Southwest Beans and Rice (4 Servings)
- Creamy Pasta and Vege Rotini (4 Servings)
- Brown Sugar Multi Grain (4 Servings)
- Apple Cinnamon Cereal (4 Servings)
- Hearty Tortilla Soup (4 Servings)
- Whey Milk (12 Servings)
W&P 'The Mason Tap' Pour Spout (2)
Feel free to purchase and use this device even if you don't know the secret Freemason handshake.
- Materials: Stainless steel with a silicon seal
Petnet SmartFeeder Automatic Pet Feeder
You know the one. The Oh-just-rip-out-my-heart-rather-than see-than-sad-look-again-type of staring.
ORA High-Speed USB Electrical Outlets
I wonder if in the future there will be outlets that have like a dozen different plug ports... Or maybe just one... in the back of your head!
All hail the Singularity!
In the box:
- (2 or 4) USB Wall Outlets
- (2 or 4) Screw-in wall plates
- Mounting Screws
- User Manual
West Bend 42-Cup Coffee Urn
In the Box:
(1) West Bend 58002 12-42 Cup Automatic Party Perk Coffee Commercial Polished Urn, Stainless Steel
Seagate Barracuda Solid State Drive
Hahahaha, oh man. That was so funny. Hahahaha. It's killing me. Hah, oh now I'm dizzy, oh no, someone call 911 {thunk}
Barracuda SSD:
Form Factor
2.5" 7mm
Unformatted Capacity
500GB
Interface
SATA III 6GB/s
Sequential Read Speed
Up to 560 MB/s
Sequential Write Speed
Up to 540 MB/s
In the box:
- Seagate Barracuda 500GB SATA III 6GB/s 2.5" 7mm Internal Solid State Drive
Onkyo X3 Bluetooth Speaker, Black
...like after drinking blueberry smoothies off a fire hose! GET IT? BLUE TOOTH. I AM THE FUNNIEST WRITER WHO EVER LIVED!
Sound
Drive units
2 x 1.75" (44.5mm) full range driver
2 x 2.5" (64mm) passive radiator
Amplifier
2 x 4.5W amplifier power output with < 1% THD
Frequency response
70 Hz - 20 kHz
General
Maximum number of paired devices
8
Maximum number of multi-paired devices
2
Range
Up to 10m (free space)
Rated power consumption
? 9 W
Eco standby power consumption
?
Alcohol is a Solution
(JK, don't do the alcohol. The alcohol is bad.)
Linksys Max-Stream AC4000 Tri-Band Wi-Fi Router
No wires! Nothing to tie down your wireless experience! If there were wires, you'd have some big spaghetti pile of wires and no one wants that. You'd have to route all the wires from your router! ...Wow, all those words to get to that joke? Thank goodness this is over the weekend...
- Wi-Fi Technology:
AC4000 MU-MIMO Tri-band Gigabit, 750+1625+1625 Mbps - Key Features:
Tri-Band (5 GHz + 5GHz + 2.4 GHz), 3x3AC
MU-MIMO/ Seamless Roaming
Auto Firmware Update
1.8 Ghz Quad-Core CPU+ 3 offload Processors
Advanced SPI+ DoS protection Security
Advanced Beamforming+ Technology
Airtime Fairness
USB 3.0 Port x2
Smart Connect Band Steering
6 Adjustable Antennas+ 9 High Power Amplifiers
Lenovo ThinkPad X1 12" 256GB Tablet
We all know that tablets were invented to distract children on long car rides, but what you might not know is that adults can also use tablets! With the Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Tablet you can: pretend to work while riding the bus, save complicated recipes you'll never cook, and watch your favorite Netflix shows. Yes, the Lenovo ThinkPad X1 does it all. Plus games. You're going to need something to distract you on those long car rides...
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core m5-6Y57 1.1GHz (Burst up to 2.8GHz)
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