Hahahahaha! Crack jokes! Not just for ruining lives anymore!
*...well, actually you have to buy it. Sorry to get yer hopes up there, Mr. Cheapskate.
...so don't just wear 'em on the couch, ok? Get out and train for an Ironman or something...
Try my toadstool, India ink, and rotten egg smoothie!!!!
{GULP}
Not a single stain... that's amazing!
In the Box:
(1) Atlin Tumbler 30 oz. Double Wall Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Travel Mug
Sigh. He's 48, BTW...
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Oh, I know you say you love 'em all the same, but let's be honest, Binky has been riding a thin line for a while now. What with the "peeing on a cashmere sweater" incident...
In the box:
Yes... YES, I KNOW it's a misquote from Ghostbusters, alright?
And NO, I don't think I'm "damaging the integrity of the property" and... UGH, look just buy the thing, alright??!?
Tie up your tarragon! Parse out your parsley! Organize your oregano!
In the box:
STEVE: Get it?! It's from this really old movie, "Kung-fu Kid" or something. THERE, who says millennials don't know culture?!
We're not saying this is a Sex Panther... but yeah, it is. I mean come on, look at those sleek lines, that penetrating stare, that hint of musk in the air... I think I have to rethink my stance on dating panthers, again.
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