Hahahahaha! Crack jokes! Not just for ruining lives anymore!
...so don't just wear 'em on the couch, ok? Get out and train for an Ironman or something...
*...well, actually you have to buy it. Sorry to get yer hopes up there, Mr. Cheapskate.
Sigh. He's 48, BTW...
In The Box:
Try my toadstool, India ink, and rotten egg smoothie!!!!
{GULP}
Not a single stain... that's amazing!
In the Box:
(1) Atlin Tumbler 30 oz. Double Wall Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Travel Mug
Oh, I know you say you love 'em all the same, but let's be honest, Binky has been riding a thin line for a while now. What with the "peeing on a cashmere sweater" incident...
In the box:
Yes... YES, I KNOW it's a misquote from Ghostbusters, alright?
And NO, I don't think I'm "damaging the integrity of the property" and... UGH, look just buy the thing, alright??!?
Tie up your tarragon! Parse out your parsley! Organize your oregano!
In the box:
STEVE: Get it?! It's from this really old movie, "Kung-fu Kid" or something. THERE, who says millennials don't know culture?!
We're not saying this is a Sex Panther... but yeah, it is. I mean come on, look at those sleek lines, that penetrating stare, that hint of musk in the air... I think I have to rethink my stance on dating panthers, again.
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