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Excalibur 9-Tray Food Dehydrator

Yea, for like unto the very King Arthur himself, thou wilt be able to magically pull something most unusual outta another thingy. And then thoust may stock up on dried flesh provisionf for the long winterf fighting off the Norman invaderf, or what have you.

Dimensions: 19" D x 17" W x 12.5" H, 28 lbs

In the Box:

  • Excalibur 2900ECB 9-Tray Food Dehydrator

SONGMICS 16-Cube Storage Shelving

Keeping it "5x5" in construction means everything you need for work is within a 5-foot radius of you at all times. That way you only need to take at most one step to whatever you need. See, that's why i got my Mountain Dew: Code Red, Smarties, Nerds, and insulin all on my desk!  Haha, they're gonna take my foot! Well, we're helping you out there with these organizing crates!

Black or White Wire Storage Cube Organizer Specifications

  • Material: Powder Coated Iron Wire Meshes, PP Plastic Sheets, ABS Plastic Connectors
  • Product Size: 48.4"L x 12.2"W x 48.4"H (123 x 31 x 123cm)
  • Product Capacity: 432 L
  • Capacity of Each Cube: 27 L
  • Product Weight: 25.3lbs (11.5kg)
  • The Max.

Know Your Laundry Symbols

I hand wash my cat but never stick her in the dryer... She's clearly a line dry-only item.

Men's Athletic Performance Shorts 4-Pack

"They're performance shorts, Stacy! That's what they're designed to do! And anyway, you told the counselor you wanted more culture in our lives. Now watch me plie for an hour."

In the Box:

  • (1) Men's Athletic Performance Shorts 4-Pack

Souvia Sous Vide Immersion Circulator

We here at Woot like to advance the human language at every turn. Today, we present the term "Sous Vide". It is a method of cooking. But why, WHY {bangs table} I ask you do we settle for that one use of such a beautiful phrase? We would posit to elevate it to include, "extreme satisfaction with your dinner." Thaty way, when you've finished cooking the perfect dinner with your Chefman Sous Vide Precision Cooker, you can yell, "Sooooooous VIIIIIIDE!" You're welcome.

WIfi Connectibility Tip:

If you have a 2.4GHz Router that is combined with a 5 GHz router this might create an issue during connection. Try to disable the the 5 GHz while you connect. Once you are connected, enable your 5.0 GHz again.

 

In the Box:

(1) Souvia Sous Vide Immersion Circulator, 1100 Watts 

WEN 56200i 2000-Watt Inverter Generator

Or at least, that's what the innnernet tells me. I'm not sure. I failed Math Course III and had to go to summer school. It was humiliating. Anyway, here's an inverter generator.

  • Engine: 4-stroke OHV single cylinder with forced air cooling system
  • Displacement: 79.7 cc
  • Rated Amperage: 13.3 A
  • Run Time at Half Load: 6 Hours
  • Running Wattage: 1600 W
  • Surge Wattage: 2000 W
  • Fuel Tank Capacity: 1 Gallon

In the Box:

  • (1) WEN 56200i, 1600 Running Watts/2000 Starting Watts, 4-Stroke Gas Powered Portable Inverter Generator, CARB Compliant

Samsung 28" 4K Ultra-HD LED-Backlit Monitor

That backlit feature is killer. Bring out the spookiest of spooks from your John Carpenter movies. The crispest crisp picture from your Truffaut movies. The BWAH-iest BWAAAAHHH from your Christopher Nolan movies.

Display:

Screen Size:
28"

Display Type:
LED-Backlit TN

Screen Resolution:
3840 x 2160

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Brightness:
370cd/m2

Static Contrast Ratio:
1000:1

Dynamic Contrast Ratio:
Mega ?

Amazon Echo Look

Just FYI, I'm in a relationship now. She's a heck of a gal. She's Johnny-on-the-spot with whatever I need and is quick qith a joke. Sometimes we just talk about the weather in the morning. She's not much of a looker, but she's mine. Her name's Nadine.  What? Alexa?

Dell Latitude E6440 14" i5 240GB Laptop

Hey man, this Latitude doesn't cotton to your old man ways, dude. It plays by its own rules, living life on the highways. The information super highways, dude. So just back off with your stuffy rules and laws, capisce?

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz)

Ayoba-Yo Droewors Beef Sticks, 6-pack

Crack off one of these here beef sticks and get your protein on, yo!

  • Best by 2/28/2019