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Luxury Shower Heads

Why do people always say "hit the showers?" Showers don't deserve that kind of treatment. Why not HUG the showers?

iPhone X (GSM Only)(Scratch & Dent)

The only difference is that while the noble iPhone is an advanced, helpful piece of consumer technology, the eeevil iPhone X has a dastardly moustache, will reset all your Candy Crush levels, and will constantly order 20 pizzas from Domino's with nothing but banana peppers and mushrooms. Gross! And Evil!

LAUNCH
Announced
2017, September

 
Status
Available.

Giantville Games (Your Choice)

Sooo big! {giggling}

In the Box:

  • Giantville Games (Your Choice)

Calphalon Self-Sharpening 15-Piece Knife Block Set

"...they writhed
gasping as Calphalon swung them up her cliff and there
at her cavern's mouth she bolted them down raw-
screaming out, flinging their arms toward me,
lost in that mortal struggle."

Dimensions: 6 x 12 x 5 Inches

Weight: 4.7 lbs

In the Box

  • (1) Calphalon Classic Self-Sharpening 15-pc. Cutlery Knife Block Set (1932932)

Men's Ultra Soft Sueded LS Tees 2-Pack

Unless you don't like hugs or physical contact. I mean it IS cold and flu season so honestly you should be keeping your physical contact with other people to a minimum. That's why I've been wrapped in plastic wrap from head to toe since early October.

SIZE CHART (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

COLLAR
15" - 15.5"
16" - 16.5"
16.5" - 17"
17" - 17.5"
18" - 18.5"
18.5" - 19"

CHEST
39" - 42"
43" - 46"
46" - 48"
48" - 50"
50" - 52"
52" - 54"

SHOULDER
18.5" - 19"
19" - 19.5"
20" - 20.5"
20.5" - 21"
21.5" - 22"
22" - 22.5"

BODY LENGTH
30" - 30.5"
30.5" - 31"
31" - 31.5"
32" - 32.5"
32.5" - 33"
33.5" - 34"

In the Box:

  • (1) Ethan Williams Men's Ultra Soft Sueded Long Sleeve Tees 2-Pack

Tale of a Whale

Call me Ishmael... Or "Ishy" if we're friends, yo.

SeaBear Smoked Salmon in Totem Gift Box

The second best way to enjoy salmon right after standing hip deep in freezing cold water, swatting leaping fish out of midair, and devouring them raw. Spoiler Alert: I am a bear. 

  • Best By: 11/10/2021

Apple iPad Mini (3rd Gen) 7.9" Tab w/Case

So only look at very small things so as not to overload the screen.  Things like:

California Umbrellas for YOU

Create your own shade like some kind of powerful shade-creating wizard. 

AOC Monitors

Think about it man. Brain teasers like that can melt your mind, man.  Here are some other teasers: