The Consumerist recently phoned in a performance with their advice to someone who was looking for help in dealing with a landlord. The landlord was inventing cleaning charges and keeping more of the writer's security deposit than necessary.

We've all been there before, I'm sure. And most of us tend to throw up our hands and let landlord have the damn money, because the amount seems like it just isn't worth fighting over.

From The Consumerist:

I moved out of an apartment a couple months ago. My fiance and I cleaned it before leaving, to make sure they don't try to charge us for nonsense. But well, that didn't help.

I have attached a copy of the letter I received detailing the charges.

$25 for vacuuming the carpet?

$10 for sweeping a tiny bathroom?!

And other "cleanup" charges. While I accept the gas bill, the others are just over doing it, in my opinion. Let's just assume I didn't clean up (which is not true. The whole apartment was cleaned)... is it not acceptable living wear and tear? Vacuuming a carpet, sweeping a floor, wiping down a sink? Is this not what they do when everyone leaves? I know the carpets were shampooed before I moved in, and the walls were painted. Is this not standard procedure?!

I know the charges aren't high, but is just the principle of the matter.
By the way, the 'trash removal' was 2-3 flattened moving boxes I forgot to take out.

Consumerist's tip? "You're probably screwed."

The reasoning, I imagine, is that the money in dispute was small, and thus not worth the time and effort needed to dispute it. Going to small claims court over roughly $100 or less, especially if you don't win.

However, the writer mentioned an important point - it's not just about the money, it's the principle of being screwed out of said money. Why should you let someone take your hard earned money just because they think they can?

This struck a chord with me, because although most of my landlords have been really great, I did have one a couple of years back who pulled this kind of cheap trick on all her tenants.

I used to live in an apartment on North Seattle. Before moving out, I cleaned that stupid apartment from top to bottom, bleaching the mold that formed in the closets (it was there when I moved in, and I battled it monthly), relining the cupboards with that stick-on liner so they were clean and fresh-looking. My boyfriend helped me to repair a shelf that had completely collapsed in the closet. I'm not a ultra clean kind of girl, but I never wear shoes in the house, so the carpet was spotless.

When I left, I somehow managed to forget a bicycle tire on my balcony, a spare tire that I had been meaning to patch. The balcony was so moldy and terrifying that I rarely stepped out on to it, and simply forgot that the tire was there.

I was charged $75 for its disposal. And that's ON TOP OF the non-refundable cleaning service.

This wasn't exactly a swanky neighborhood in which tire disposal services run at a premium. We're talking about a musty apartment only one block from the area of town known as Crack Whore Row. And it was a BICYCLE tire, not a car tire complete with wheel and hubcap. I was pissed off that I forgot it, because I could have used it, but I didn't have the energy to fight the landlord over the charge. I wish I had, because it was completely bogus. But I didn't fight the charge, even though I now know I should have raised a stink over it.

So it was with a slightly fatalistic air that I read The Consumerist's post. Yes, I thought to myself, you will never win against a landlord.

Turns out, both The Consumerist and I were totally wrong. Consumerist reader Jeffislouise posted a great comment that offered valuable advice (which is why I love readers) on how to deal with landlord issues.

Here are the tips I've garnered for how to rent well and get your money back. Some I've learned on my own over the years, others are new to me.

Before you move in:

1. Google the leasing company, landlord's name, property name, whatever. See if you are dealing with people who are on the up and up. Check the Better Business Bureau's online business listings for the leasing company's name (ask the landlord if they have a relationship with the BBB). The landlord that charged me $75 to throw away a bicycle tire had an awful web reputation - had I known that, I might never have rented the place to begin with.

When you move in:

2. Read your lease carefully. Understand everything that is contained therein. Note that leases are not set in stone. You can actually make alterations to them - nothing ridiculous - but if you find something in the lease that you find unreasonable (like being required to give two month's notice when you plan to leave), you can alter it, cross it out, or make additions to it.

3. Your landlord SHOULD give you a checklist of rooms and ask you to detail the condition of each one. If they don't, make one up yourself. Notice any damage that exists already (dings in wood, cupboards that don't close properly). This can be extremely tedious, so make an evening of it. Invite some friends over for a few bottles of wine (or beer) and walk around the apartment, critiquing the hell out of it.

4. If you have a digital camera, take pictures of every room, every blemish.

5. When you have gathered all of this info, written and photographic, do a walk-through with the landlord and make sure that they sign off on the list. Mail them print-outs of the photos and the room-by-room description (make sure to send the letter certified mail) and let them know that if they don't do the walk-through with you within two weeks of receiving the info, you will assume that they have signed off on your assessment.

While you live there:

6. For goodness sake, try to be clean. Get to stains before they set. Bug bomb the apartment if you get some kind of nasty bug infestation. If you have pets, clean the place constantly, get an air filter, open the windows, and clean up any mess as soon as you find it. Nothing is more terrifying for a landlord than walking into an apartment and seeing that your 13 cats have made the place damn near unlivable.

7. If you have a problem with any part of the apartment, if something breaks from normal wear and tear, the landlord is obliged to pay for it. If they don't, and you opt to fix it yourself (I had to replace a broken toilet seat and the bathtub caulking), take a picture of the before and after, and add it to your notes, including the cost of replacing the item. Bill the landlord for the item ASAP. If the landlord tries to bilk you later, you have more evidence of what a responsible tenant you were.

When you leave:

8. Whether or not you clean the place really depends on if you already paid a non-refundable cleaning deposit. I have never lived anywhere that didn't require me to pay a cleaning deposit. So I'll clean up anything egregious, like the aforementioned caulking (I so hate caulking), but the rest of the place, I leave broom-clean. If you haven't already paid a non-refundable cleaning deposit, clean the bejesus out of the place.

9. Do the whole picture thing again. Make sure that the landlord does a walk-through with you, and have them sign an agreement that you have left the apartment in fair condition. Don't feel like a jerk for doing this. You have the right to protect your money and yourself.

10. Don't assume that a super-nice landlord equals a returned security deposit. Be wary of everyone and don't let something slip just because you think the landlord really likes you.

If a landlord tries to bilk you:

11. If a landlord tries to hold on to your money, demand an itemized list of the withheld money. Scrutinze it for redundancy. For instance, a landlord can't charge you to clean a carpet and then replace a carpet.

12. Also, when it comes to replacing things, you probably aren't responsible for the entire cost of replacement, unless whatever needs replacing is brand-new and you completely destroyed it. Here are some things to keep in mind, from Consumerist commentor jrford8:

As for the individual being charged for carpet replacement, here's something that might work to your advantage: The useful life of carpeting is generally considered to be 7 years.

So, if it was brand spanking new when you moved in, and you ruined it, you're liable for new carpet. On the other hand, if the carpet was 5 years old when you moved in and 6 years old when you moved out you should only be liable for the amortized value of the carpet. Assuming you are responsible for damaging the carpet and it only had one year of useful life left, you should only be on the hook for about 15% of the replacement cost.

Same goes with paint: was the the paint brand new when you moved in? If not, you shouldn't be paying the full cost of a new paint job.

13. Let's say you get a bill from the landlord, and they are withholding most of your deposit for made-up charges. What do you do? Know your rights. Every state has different laws regarding just how much leeway both renters and landlords are given. Do check your state Attorney General web site to see what kind of protections are afforded to you.

14. If you think that the charges are bogus, raise a (polite) fuss. A crooked landlord is going to hope that you simply roll over and let them take your money because so many people do just that. Let them know that you believe the charges to be bogus.

15. Write your complaints down in the form of letters and send copies to an attorney, even if you don't plan to hire an attorney. Send them to your uncle the tax attorney, if you have to. I have a friend who works as an office manager in a law firm that I can send CC's to, if I need to. I address them to her, and she tears them up. Seeing a law firm's name is often enough to get people to back down, because no one wants to deal with a lawyer.

16. Don't let the landlord make you feel petty. If they try say something like, "It's only $100!", ask them why it's so important for them to take such a small sum away from you.

17. Keep as much of the communication in writing as possible. Verbal agreements (and disagreements) simply don't offer enough proof.

18. Be respectful in all of your communication. You might want to say "You cheap, cheap bastard! I lived in this ratty hellhole for 2 years and never complained about the skanky-ass conditions!" but you always come off better if you are polite and well-mannered. If you do have to go to small claims court, judges will look askance at written proof of your rudeness.

19. If you do decide to take a landlord to small claims court, if only to fight what you see as injustice (and keep in mind that if you win, you might be able to get your court fees paid for), do let them know ahead of time. This might avoid the hassle of actually going to court. However, don't make empty threats. Be prepared to litigate if you threaten to do so.

20. If you don't get your money back, do make sure to publicize your experience. Be reasonable, but if you truly believe that you were screwed over, let other people know. Use a site like Citysearch or Yelp to enter information about the property to warn other potential renters. Make sure that you don't exaggerate or do anything that could be construed as libel.

(Picture by Jim Epler)