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AOC 40" Curved 4k UHD Monitor

Think about it man. Brain teasers like that can melt your mind, man.  Here are some other teasers:

Comfort & Relax Bedding- Your Choice!

Yer a real class-act, Kevin. Ya really are. Anyway, I'm using this Woot! post to tell you it's not working out and you gotta move out. But you can have a set of this luxurious bedding as a parting gift. Get out!

Plextor M8Pe 1TB M.2 PCIe NVMe Internal SSD

Man, with pop culture nowadays my noodle is overflowing with superhero thoughts.  But I mean, "Plextor"?

Oh Fudge! Soap

"Over the years, I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference is for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand--Yuck!"

Alexa-Enabled Ora WiFi Mini Smart Plugs

Yeah, I know this technology is incredible and all, and I should just love living in The Future, but I'm still bummed I don't have food in pill form. I mean, I'm still chewing. What and I, an Australopithecus?

In the box:

  • Alexa-Enabled Ora MINISMARTPLUG Wi-Fi Mini Smart Plugs - Single, 2, or 4 Pack

Under Armour Tactical Pants and Tech Tee 2.0

Now, when you go to the kitchen for that third doughnut, it's not you being lazy and eating yourself into an early grave, it's a tactical maneuver to get to the French cruller before your sister.

The Chocolate Cow Peanut Butter Cups (18)

What's that you say? Chocolate cows aren't real? Well sir, then how do you explain chocolate milk? Check and mate my good-- What? Chocolate syrup? Well that doesn't make any sense. Syrup comes from trees- and we all know that there are no chocolate trees. A cow is the only option.

  • Package Size: 18 Pieces - 9 Milk Chocolate, 9 Dark Chocolate

HP EliteBook 840-G1 14" Intel i5 Laptops

I core, you core, we all core for Dual-Core! Yaaaaaay! {crowd goes wild}

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Core i5-4300U 1.9GHz (Turbo up to 2.9GHz)
3MB Smart Cache

Processor Core:
Dual-Core

Screen Size:
14.0"

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1366 x 768

Display Type:
HD anti-glare LED-backlit

Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 4400

Memory:
8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB)

Hard Drive Options:
Your Choice:
180GB SATA Solid State Drive
or

Melissa & Doug Giant Fire Truck Puzzle

Yup! Hahahahahahaha! Your fingers taste awful, don't they! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Product Dimensions
12 x 9.5 x 3 inches

Item Weight
2 pounds

Shipping Weight
1.9 pounds

Department
Floor Puzzles

Manufacturer
Melissa & Doug

ASIN
B00QFX320G

California residents
Click here for Proposition 65 warning

Item model number
436

XtremePro 4K Ultra HD Sports Camera Bundle

Don't force your friends to look through a boring-as-hell slideshow of pic after pic of Dad in Mickey ears eating rum raisin ice cream.  Go EXTREME, bruh, and film your snorkeling adventures!  Then you get to say, "See, there's the reef... there's the hammerhead... there's the roof of the ambulance..."

  • 2" rear LCD screen
  • Video Resolution: 4K 30fps/2.7K 30fps/1080p 60fps
  • Photo Resolution: 12MP/8MP/5MP/2MP
  • 170 Degree Super Wide Angle Lens
  • English/German/French/Spanish/Italian/Russian Language options built-in
  • 1050mAh Lithium Ion Battery
  • Input/Output: Micro USB/HDMI
  • Dimensions: 3x2x1 inches
  • Weight: 3 ounces

In the Box: