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EKO Docomo Sensor Stainless Steel Trash Can, 9L

In the Box:

(1) EKO 92850-1 9 L DOCOMO Sensor Bin Stainless Steel Trash Can

Toscano Salami By Molinari & Sons (1)

STEVE: I put it in my desk! Hahahahahhaha {NOTE FROM H.R.: Remove this write-up immediately}

  • Shelf Life: 120 days
  • Keep Refrigerated under 40 degrees F
  • Made in the USA

WodFee Protein Coffee-Chocolate Mocha 37 Servings

STEVE: I need to stay sharp if I'm gonna run this whole office today! Oh, ok, I think I'm adjusting to the caffeine now, my heart's stopped pounding and my left arm is so relaxed it fell asleep!

Expiration Date will be at least 2 years out.

In the box:

  • (1) WodFee Coffee Company Protein Coffee - Chocolate Mocha (37 Servings)

LG 55in 4K HDR Smart OLED TV

STEVE: Oh god, I tried to use slang and it came out really weak... If anyone from the office is reading this at home, how do you go back and rewrite the Intro section of a product? Hello? Aw, come on, l used "totes" and "rad" in the same sentence...

Kindle & Fire Tablet Boxing Day Spectacular

STEVE: Not that we walk around in our boxers or anything. OH GOD, WE DO, WE TOTALLY DO. What's wrong with me??!?!?!? WHY do I keep admitting things on these write-ups?!?! ...tomorrow is gonna suck so bad when everyone gets back :(Specs

LG 22" UltraFine 4K IPS Monitor

STEVE: Yeah, Dipsy Doodles are the best bang for your buck out of the vending machine. I think the extra grease has like more caloric value. You gotta be careful, though. I once ate three bags and a Red Bull and had abdominal distension for like all day. Anyway, don't think of my bloated gut, buy this monitor!

Full Specifications

Shark Navigator Lift-Away Deluxe Vacuum

STEVE: Like, anything with cold dead eyes. Like Rick in Accounts Receivable. Haha! SICK burn on Rick when he's not even here! TAKE THAT, RICK! That'll teach him to drink kombucha that is clearly labeled "Intern Steve"

In the box:

  • (1) Shark Navigator Lift-Away Deluxe Vacuum, NV360
  • (1) Under Appliance Wand
  • (1) Pet Power Brush
  • (1) Dusting Brush
  • (1) 5.5'' Crevice Tool
  • (1) Accessory Clip
  • (1) User Manual

2pk Rocketbook Smart Notebooks & 5 Pens

The Everlast notebook provides a classic pen and paper experience, yet is built for the digital age. Some important things you can record in your Rocketbook:

  • All the cute boys you're crazy about.
  • Your Star Trek spec script
  • Your mom's awful recipe for Ham Apple Cobbler {sick burn!}

Dimensions

Everlast Executive Size:
6 in x 8.8 in / 36 pages

Everlast Letter Size:
8.5 in x 11 in / 32 pages

In the box:

  • (2) Rocketbook Everlast Notebooks (Your Choice - Size and Color)
  • (5) Pilot FriXion pens