In the Box:
(1) EKO 92850-1 9 L DOCOMO Sensor Bin Stainless Steel Trash Can
STEVE: I put it in my desk! Hahahahahhaha {NOTE FROM H.R.: Remove this write-up immediately}
STEVE: I need to stay sharp if I'm gonna run this whole office today! Oh, ok, I think I'm adjusting to the caffeine now, my heart's stopped pounding and my left arm is so relaxed it fell asleep!
Expiration Date will be at least 2 years out.
In the box:
STEVE: Oh god, I tried to use slang and it came out really weak... If anyone from the office is reading this at home, how do you go back and rewrite the Intro section of a product? Hello? Aw, come on, l used "totes" and "rad" in the same sentence...
STEVE: Not that we walk around in our boxers or anything. OH GOD, WE DO, WE TOTALLY DO. What's wrong with me??!?!?!? WHY do I keep admitting things on these write-ups?!?! ...tomorrow is gonna suck so bad when everyone gets back :(Specs
STEVE: Yeah, Dipsy Doodles are the best bang for your buck out of the vending machine. I think the extra grease has like more caloric value. You gotta be careful, though. I once ate three bags and a Red Bull and had abdominal distension for like all day. Anyway, don't think of my bloated gut, buy this monitor!
STEVE: Like, anything with cold dead eyes. Like Rick in Accounts Receivable. Haha! SICK burn on Rick when he's not even here! TAKE THAT, RICK! That'll teach him to drink kombucha that is clearly labeled "Intern Steve"
In the box:
The Everlast notebook provides a classic pen and paper experience, yet is built for the digital age. Some important things you can record in your Rocketbook:
Dimensions
Everlast Executive Size:
6 in x 8.8 in / 36 pages
Everlast Letter Size:
8.5 in x 11 in / 32 pages
In the box:
Clothes for exploring the galaxy in style!
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