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Bearpaw Women's Loki II Slipper Shoes

But these Loki slippers won't fool ya!  ...well, they may occasionally leak ectoplasm and make you slip down the stairs, but what did you think would happen when you put on an ancient relic of an old god? ...Oh, did we forget to put that tin the description? Our bad!

Size Chart

US:
Euro:
UK:
Inches:

5
35-36
3
8.5"

6
36-37
4
8.875"

7
37-38
5
9.25"

8
38-39
6
9.5"

9
39-40
7
9.875"

10
40-41
8
10.1875"

11
41-42
9
10.5"

In the box:

(1) Bearpaw Women's Loki II, Hickory

Amazon Fire HD 8" (2017) Wi-Fi Tablet

That won't annoy people on the commuter train at all.

Specifications:

Model:
Amazon Fire HD 8, Douglas (2017)

Display:
8" high definition touchscreen; 1280 x 800 resolution at 189 ppi, HD video playback, with IPS (in-plane switching) technology and advanced polarizing filter

CPU & RAM:
Quad-Core: 1.3 GHz, with 1.5 GB of RAM

Storage:

32 GB (25.3 GB available to user) of internal storage.

Add microSD card for up to 256 GB of additional storage for even more movies, TV shows, music, photos, personal videos, and apps. Some apps may require that they are installed on internal storage.

Snow Plow with Wheels

Coochi-coochi-coo! Haha! Aww, he bit off my fingers but he also cauterized it with freezing breath. What a little tyke! Haha!

Package Dimensions
33.4 x 17.4 x 7.8 inches

Item Weight
20.4 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) Heavy Duty Adjustable Rolling Snow Plow/Shovel with 8' Wheels

Fantasy 2 Pack Wireless Qi Charger

  • Input voltage: 5V 2A
  • Transmitting power: 5W
  • Output current: 5V 1A
  • Transmission distance: 10mm
  • Charging efficiency: 73%
  • Self-developed operating frequency: 100-150kHz
  • Product dimensions: 6"x1"

In the Box:

  • (2) Fantasy Wireless Qi Charger with USB cable (wall plug not included)

Derby EC Tees: Fresh & Clean!

Dear Valued Woot! Customer:

Sorry about the "stinkypits" thing.

Take care,
WootWriter

Sierra Modern Home Studio Smart Table

I mean, why don't you try living on the streets, man. G'head, I'll wait... {plunk} {vroom} {crunch} HA! SEE? I told you! {listening} Huh? I have to pay for Woot items I destroy?  {gross sobbing}

Package Dimensions:

  • 18.05 lbs
  • 19.4 x 9 x 9 inches

Table Dimensions:

  • 24.8 x 15.9 inches

Table Features:

  • Bluetooth 4.2
  • Aux input
  • USB 5V, 1A
  • USB 5V 2.1A
  • Qi Wireless Charging

In the Box:

  • Smart Table
  • Aux Cable
  • AC Adapter
  • Quick Start Guide

Ring Video Doorbell 2

Why on earth do people steal packages off porches? It must be the thrill of discovery:

"Oh man, I hope it's an iPhone... Argh! Another box of catheters???"

Yup, ya jerk! It's all I have delivered now. HAHAHAH! Now return em, I gotta switch...

La Cosecha Reserva Sherry Vinegar 750ml

I know you like to get Fancy Drunk with Nana but... look, just trust us, ok?

  • 8% Acetic Acid

Trekology YIZI Go Portable Camping Chair

We testedf this theory on:

  • My neighbor's bris
  • My sister's marriage counseling sessions
  • My ceiling paint drying (Riveting!)
  • Dimensions: 12" x 22" x 25-27"
  • Leg Height: 13-15"
  • Leg Width: 14"
  • Total Weight (bag + chair): 2.4 lbs
  • Capacity: 300 lbs

In the box:

  • (1) Trekology YIZI Go Portable Camping Chair Adjustable Height - Compact Ultralight Folding Backpacking Chair in a Carry Bag, Heavy Duty 300 lb Capacity Hiker, Camp, Beach, Outdoor

AOC 40" Curved 4k UHD Monitor

Think about it man. Brain teasers like that can melt your mind, man.  Here are some other teasers: