{listening} What do you mean that's the wrong Buffalo Bill? {listening} A cowboy? I mean, who else would be selling small strips of meat? {listening} Ok, ok, I'll change it... if I get around to it.
Like, "I'm afraid of spiders, cockroaches, and earwigs, so I guess you could say I have an Optiplex about creepy crawlies!"
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
6MB Cache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
Your Choice:
8GB or 16GB DDR3
Max Memory:
16GB
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 2500
Video Ports:
VGA, DisplayPort
Hard Drive:
Your Choice:
120GB or 240GB solid state drive
Optical Drive:
DVD-ROM
Sound:
Integrated
Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless:
No
I/O Ports:
(2) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(6) USB 2.0
(4) USB 3.0
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Serial
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone
(1) Audio: Line-in
Snuggle up before the roaring fire that is contained in the very heart of this heater. Yea, as if the very Vulcan himself has imbued the magic box with his fiery kiss!!!!!!!!!
Whew, sorry, got a little carried away there... Anyway, buy this heater!
Specifications
In the Box:
"Avast, Cratchett! Get off yer duff and get me some poultices and salves for my piles!" -Ebenezer Scrooge
(That's how he talked, right? I failed 8th Grade English...)
Specifications
Weight:
1 pound
Dimensions:
17.2"L x 6"W x 2"D
Color:
White
Wattage:
40 watts
Type of Bulb:
LED
Battery Cell Type:
Sealed Lead Acid
In the Box:
Don't you love the super-British Dyson guy? He's so refined, so sibilant in his S's. We just wish he were our dad... Oh, was that too honest for a write-up? Did I reveal too much of the Woot Writer here? Well, don't vulnerability-shame me! This is supposed to be a Safe Space! {sobbing} If anyone wants me, I'll be in the quiet room sipping Kombucha...
In the box:
Actually, in no way is it like underwear for your cabinetry, but it made you think for a sec, didn't it? Like, you were all, "Oh, I get it... no, wait, that doesn't make sense! ARGH, dumb Woot Writer!"
HAHAHAHAH GOTCHA!
In the box:
It was really sweet... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHBARF!
LAUNCH
Announced
2016, September
Status
Available.
Haha! Historical? More like hysterical! Haha! My veal tastes like pennies!
In the box:
(1) Cuisinart Copper Cookware Set, 8 Piece
Not included: Juice boxes to fill up with hard cider for stealth drinking at the next children's birthday party you have to attend.
Recommended Equipment:
Two Weeks After Brewday:
Additional Ingredients Needed:
Talk about a hot time in the old town! We can't taste nuthin' so Carl's Jr. is kinda ok now!
In the box:
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